Monday, June 6, 2011

Deffinition of humor : Kids

I said I would try and do smaller posts more often so here goes!

Amalyssa graduated 2nd grade last week and brought home a book they had made through the year. At the end of the book was a page of common sayings and idioms. They started the saying and then left a blank for the kids to fill in. So it would look like "You can't teach an old dog new _____". Amalyssa had that one right but I found myself laughing hysterically at some of the blanks she had filled in and thought it would be fun to share some of my favorites with you!! The words in italics will be her ending to the saying

"Don't change horses ... ever."

"Don't bite the hand that .... hurts."

"No news ... for you!"

"If you lie down with dogs you'll ... be licked."

"An idle mind is ... tough."

"A penny saved is .... lucky!"

"Two's company three's ... a party!" (this is my new motto!)

and my personal favorite!

"Better late ... than on time!"

HAHA... I still laugh when I read them! I sure love how creative that girl is!

And for Grandma B I am posting a video! We took Grandma B and Grandpa D out to dinner at Tucano's for a birthday celebration on Saturday and Braden was eating with the meat tongs again! (Tucanos is a Brazilian grill and they bring meats around for you to sample. Everyone has a set of meat tongs to pick up their samples with.) It reminded me of a few years ago when we took my mom to that restaurant and Braden ate his cheesecake with his tongs. Mom took this video of him and I still laugh when I see it!

IT WAS REALLY GOOD CHEESECAKE!!!

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Don't die of shock!!

Ok so it has been a while since I last blogged! Sorry, I find it increasingly harder to do and less satisfying. At any rate, I am going to try and jot a few short things now and then instead of full life summary every time. Who knows... maybe it will work...

So a while ago Amalyssa had a necklace that she began swinging in front of my face and saying "you are getting sleeeeeeepppy, VERY sleeeepppyy!" Then she stops and ponders a moment before delving into her philosophy of hypnosis. "Mom, I think they swing the necklace so that you get bored and will fall asleep... and I think hypnotizing works better on adults because they are already tired!"

HHHmmmmm who knows! Maybe she is on to something! At any rate I am trying out a new self hypnosis program and it really does seem to help. It is amazing what they have apps for out there isn't it!?

Today I spent the day at the home of the lovely Amanda!! Braden got to play video games all day with his BFF Corbin. The last game they had been playing was 'Harry Potter Legos'. On the drive home I asked if he had enjoyed playing with Corbin. He responded "Yes, and I really like that HarryPottomus game!"

..... He was slightly offended and confused when I burst into laughter!

So there is a few snippets from me for this evening. I always like to include pictures because I find they add a great deal of interest to blogs for me. So here they are!


Braden Graduated Pre K on May 26, 2011
Here are his teachers, Mrs Keri and Mrs Anna


In April we had a friends party for Braden! Can you guess how old he is?


The party was a 'space glow in the dark' party.
I had fun and I THINK everyone else did too!

That night we drove to Idaho
where Amalyssa threw a surprise family party for Braden.
Why do I get the feeling SHE wants one this year? ;)


The party theme was 'Dogs' since grandma B's dog was a requested guest to his friend party but couldn't make it. Grandma J is an amazing cake decorator don't you think!? We were all amazed until we had to cut into the little guy.... then realized mom had made the inside of the cake red velvet..... She swears that it was accidental not intentional.

The next day we enjoyed Easter at grandma B's. Here is Braden showing off his new Easter outfit.



And last but NEVER least, Amalyssa stunning as ever in her $5 DI find Easter dress! It was EXACTLY the dress we had been looking everywhere for! What a deal right!

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Time for something new!

Though you may hear more adventures from the desk of Kay, for now that project is on hold. Writing that way was fun but EXTREMELY time consuming, and the post's were even LONGER than before.

So I am just hopping on here for an update. Haven't written anything for a while so it is time!

Amalyssa decided to do one more pageant. I wanted her to have the opportunity a second time where we both knew more what to expect. I have to say that she was BRILLIANT!!!! She walked the runway with her head held high and the most natural beautiful smile I have seen on her! She hit all her poses and did a professional turn at the end of the runway! It was breathtaking!!!! Honestly I was the happiest/proudest parent there! You can imagine how horrible it was then for both of us when we found out the Judges apparently had their eyes closed for her walk and chose three other contestants to win the crowns. (seriously... she did WAY better than the other girls! And of course I am NOT bias AT ALL!!!!) Some tears were shed by both of us but hers were remedied when we let her buy something off of 'the table'. {you know... the table with the highly overpriced branded merchandise} I on the other hand still fret over the poor decision by the obviously blind judges! That is why we are cooling the pageant scene for now (that and we are plumb out of money!) Maybe next year... maybe not. We don't have to stress over that for a while though. BTW a BIG THANK YOU to those who bought cards from Amalyssa to help her raise her own money for the second pageant. It was a wonderful experience for her!


Braden holding his "remember to smile" sign that he came up with and made himself for Amalyssa's second pageant. He was so upset when his sign 'didn't work' (because she didn't win)


Our pageant buddy sharing her crown with Amalyssa.
(the crown was from the first competition)

Now Amalyssa wants to start a book club! Yep... she is a go getter alright!! Too bad I have to do most of the going and the getting for her! lol

As for other goings on in our household we are playing the school lottery game right now! Actually I suppose we are past the lottery and to the waiting list. This last year a friend of mine introduced me to the idea of Charter schools!!! We found a Charter that we are IN LOVE with! The idea is that the school is all about hands on learning experiences! To my understanding they take a field trip EVERY FRIDAY! Who WOULDN'T want to go to school there!??? Since Amalyssa is bored spitless in public school and Braden seems already bored with preschool, we thought this would be the school for us! One of the great things about Charter school is that they don't let just anybody in if you don't follow the school policys you are out! So the only ones attending the school are the ones with parents who really care (and we all know what a difference that can make) The down side of Charter schools is that not everybody gets in! (wait a minute... isn't that what she said was GOOD about charter schools??) Why yes it is! Points for being so observant! It is a two edged sword! The sharp edge is the one where your son gets a position but your daughters grade is full so she doesn't get a position. So now I have a son who is afraid to go to school without his sister and a daughter who is bummed to tears that her brother gets to go to the fun school while she is stuck in 'boring school'.

The bright side is that she is 5th on the waiting list so I am keeping my fingers crossed that she will still get in for this coming school year!! Will you cross your fingers too??

Other than all that I suppose life is same ol' same ol' here. Not that I am complaining!! Life excitement is highly over rated in my opinion!

Until next time... which I hope is sooner than last time.... Au revoir mes amis!!

Grandmas make the BEST fans!!!

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Chapter 2: Winning Love



Kay smiled as she rememberd the joy and euforia she had experienced the day that ad had come. Standing in the kitchen holding the small flyer she had felt like a child on Christmas. It was the oportunity she had been waiting for since Page was 6 months old. To an onlooker the paper would have looked like a junk mail ad for a beauty pageant, but to Kay it seemed like the golden ticket to Willy Wonkas candy factory! A beauty pageant that was both affordable and 'natural'. Kay didn't like the glitz pageants where little girls were turned into living dolls. Fake hair, fake teeth, spray tans, all disgusting realities of childrens beauty pageants. But this was a 'natural' pageant, no fake stuff allowed!

Kay stared at the paper in her hands, frozen with excitement at the thought of what this could mean. She could feel the joy fizzing inside her, growing stronger with each passing second until it would over come her momentary paralization and she would begin zinging around the house barely able to control herself. Yes, truly this was a moment she had only fantasized about. Her beautiful daughter in a pageant... but would Lewis approve?? Would Page even be interested??

As time would tell, Page was excited about the idea. She had been hesitant at first, but the thought of shopping trips with mom won over in the end. Page definitely LOVED new stuff! Lewis had been surprisingly supportive of the idea, stating that it would be a great opportunity for Page.

In the end the greatest benefit had been the bonding Page and Kay had experienced. Two weeks of working together, shopping together, and finding middle ground had been just what the mother daughter relationship needed. Kay felt closer to Page than ever before.

One morning just before the pageant Kay had come in to wake Page for school. Page had rolled over and rubbed her eyes then asked "Mom, would you like a surprise?" Kay responded eagerly "Of course!" Then the weight of the innocent question would set in. Page rolled up to her knees and tenderly said "Mom, you have done so much for me and worked so hard for this pageant, I want to give you something. I want you to chose a book out of my school book order and I will buy it for you with my Christmas money."

To someone else this may have seemed sweet, but to Kay it was as if the world had stopped revolving for one beautiful moment. Page was always drawn by money and possessions. Kay knew well that Page's Christmas money was her current greatest possession. Page had chosen carefully what she would buy from the book order the night before, and now she was offering to forgo her own desires, to buy Kay a present. This simple act of love and appreciation touched Kay in the very farthest corners of her heart. It washed over her like a warm ray of sunshine and took her breath away as she realized the sacrifice that was being offered to her. Tears crept to the corners of her eyes and she knew this very moment was the greatest prize she could ever hope to gain from the pageant experience.

The weeks flew by and the night of the pageant came and went in a blur. The evening had been wonderful, and adrenaline pumping for both Kay and Page. In the end Page had not won a sparkly crown or the title of 'Pageant Queen'. The competition had been tough and the stage lights brighter than expected. Still Page walked away with a huge smile and two light up trophies, one for prettiest eyes and the other for best personality. Page had gained an immense amount of poise through the weeks of practice and Kay felt that every penny had been well spent. Pageantry would not become a major hobby in their lives... but maybe... just one more try couldn't hurt.

Getting Ready


Fashion Wear


Receiving a Trophy


Flowers from Mom and Dad

The prettiest sight a mom will ever see




Thursday, January 20, 2011

Chapter 1 - friends, pancakes, and creepy old men.


Kay smiled as she reminisced of her recent escape. The day had dawned cold and dreary but the sunshine in Kay's heart woke her like a warm spring morning. A quick stretch and a peek at the calendar confirmed that it really was here, after years of waiting. It was finally going to happen, on January 8th of 2011, her two best friends were going to meet!

Kay grew up in a small town out west. Not quite a farming community, at least Kay had never seen it that way. To her it had been the world. Two high schools, one Walmart, and not a formal restaurant for miles around. Still it had been home, and Kay loved it there. In her small town beginnings Kay had made many friends, but one friend in particular would show up in pictures of Kay's past for years back before she could remember. Parties in grade school, field trips in Jr. High, and too many photos in high school to even count.

It was during high school that the friendship really blossomed, but the college years cemented their souls together for good. When other friends moved on and faded in memory one friend remained strong as ever. Her dear friend, Traci.

During the years after college Kay and Traci were separated by miles and life circumstances but every chance that could be spared they would sneak in a phone call or short visit and the girlish giggles would resume as if there had been no time or distance at all.

Though the two were truly kindred spirits, life did make constant contact impossible. After all, one can't have milkshakes every Friday night with a best friend who lives 5 hours away.

In time Kay and her small family would leave the only world she knew for new opportunities the small town could not offer. In her new surroundings Kay would feel small and insignificant for quite some time. She needed a friend, and she would find that friend in Ione.

The friendship began as a casual acquaintance. They met while working together in a church calling. The next year would see them together often in areas of responsibility or as neighboors doing good deeds for one another. And then the test of any true friendship came, Kay was once again moving.

This time the move was only across town, but time would tell which casual acquaintances would fade into past memory and which would grow and flourish. Ione's was a friendship which grew and flourished, and over then next several years Kay and Ione would become best friends.

Since Traci and Ione lived in different cities yet shared the same best friend they came to know much about one another without ever having the opportunity to meet, or talk. Kay was constantly rattling on about them to one another and saying how well they would get along and that someday they would have to meet... and the day was finally here.

It was with a small amount of apprehension that Kay entered the IHOP that had been pre-decided on. What if they don't like each other? She thought nervously. What if the whole brunch is filled with awkward silence? There was no need for these silly worries though. The two strangers met one another with a huge hug of friends past and instantly the girl chatter began.

The three friends sat in their booth munching away on their pancakes and giggled like teenagers as they talked about any topic that came around. At one point they felt rather sorry for the man in the next booth who began playing music from his phone during their conversation on breast feeding. Perhaps they had gotten a little loud, after all, one trait they all shared was the ability to forget their surroundings and enjoy a boisterous conversation.

The waiter was slow, the food delectable, and the day pure perfection! After hours of compromising the booth at the IHOP the three ladies decided it was time to begin wrapping up their joyous escape. The babysitters would be getting restless by now and nap time was fast approaching. As the conversation wound through it's ever so slow close Kay began to notice a gentleman who seemed to be passing their table a suspicious number of times.

At first the man would seem like an ordinary IHOP patron. An elderly gentleman, passing their table to go to the restroom and then passing again on his return, and nothing more. But soon his face became familiar. Kay realized he had passed their table a minimum of five times, each time becoming more slow and deliberate as he passed. Kay' s skin prickled at the lear of the man as he passed another time. He didn't even seem to be hiding it anymore.

Kay tried to ignore the suspicions at the corner of her mind and get back to enjoying the precious few moments she had left with her two friends. Quietly something changed. Kay felt it run up her spine like a creeping spider. A glance over her shoulder would confirm what she already knew. There he stood lanky and lean with a look of lust in his eye as he stared openly at the booth Kay and her friends were occupying.

That was it, Kay could take it no more. With a fierce look in her eye Kay whirled to face the stalker and calmly asked. "Is there something I can do for you?"

"Yes." the man replied with his craggy teeth now showing through his greedy smile. "I have been undressing you with my eyes, and would enjoy a real show."

"Not on your life!" Kay stated as she stood and poured her smoothy over his head "WAITER!"

Kay giggled as she was startled back into reality. No such thing would truly happen. Her day dreams had taken her away when she had seen the man standing and staring openly at them. She wanted to confront him, tell him he was disgusting and rude, but the truth of the matter was that Kay was not that kind of a person, and she didn't have a smoothy to dump on him anyway. Instead when she saw the man openly staring at them she quietly gave a look to her friends to alert them of their uninvited company. Traci and Ione had noticed him too. Surely one of them would stand and point out the mans rude behavior and ask him to get on with his own business. But instead the three friends continued their conversation whilst exchanging facial expressions that carried a completely different unspoken conversation.

After time the old man left and gratefully was never to be seen from again. Kay, Ione, and Traci left their long emptied plates and went to the register where they would elicit the help of the cashier to take their picture. Though Kay couldn't help but notice how her extra 40 lbs looked clinging to her not so thin frame, she loved and adored the picture. It would be a cherished reminder of a beautiful day she'd had with her two best friends.

The three hugged in the chilled winter air of the parking lot as they said their goodbye's and vowed to one another that this event would not be the last. They each had to return to their own lives but they knew that these friendships were the kind that eternity is made of.

In the later hours of the day, after life had resumed it's normal course Kay's phone rang. It was Ione, calling to thank Kay for their friendship. Ione left Kay with this final and striking thought. A thought that would forever after accompany the photo in Kay's memory. "I know that we were all friends in the life before this, thank you for bringing us together again."

Kay lay in bed thinking of the day. A perfect balance of laughter, friendship, and even a creepy old man to give the memory a special twist. Indeed it had been a perfect day.